this isn't the first day that i've wondered how many screws i have loose, but i think this is one of the few that i've been able to laugh out loud about it AND shared it with others so that they can too.

so, i was VERY groggy this morning when i got out of bed and it took me nearly and hour and half a cup of coffee to feel moderately alert. finally, i got dressed, did a few chores and generally did a little anxiety=control routine while waiting for the fire inspector to arrive. he arrived, we had a brief and cheerful tour whereupon i was assured that our house is very fire-safe. after he left, i ate my breakfast then went to the bathroom, where i washed my hands and looked at myself in the mirror. there, i noticed i was wearing a gray shirt- a plain gray shirt. and i thought, "wait, wasn't there a 'where the wild things are' plastered on the front this morning?" indeed, i had worn my shirt BACKWARD the entire morning without so much as a second thought. i enjoyed a hearty laugh at my expense and redressed myself.
later today, i came home and began planning, then cooking dinner. about halfway through the process, after the pre-heat button on the oven beeped demurely, i thought to myself: "why on earth am i making a HOT meal on an 85 degree day in a house that has no AC?!" but it was too late. Enchilada Chicken Soup and Lime Thyme wedges- spicy and hot. we drank alot of ice water and spent the early part of the evening under the arbor outdoors.
ah, the joy of being blonde.
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